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why do chickens make bad pitchers? 

they always balk

Incidentally, and because I realize I've posted exponentially more :lnp: content than usual this week and therefore feel the need to comment on the Baseball Which I Will Not Be Watching:




Thank you.

super big phillies and sixers fan here. philly’s only two teams

The Phillies just gave up 2 runs because I am unable to watch the game

Did I have a Padres Jack in the Box antenna ball? Yes
Did my car have an antenna? Nope

Finally got my ESPN + up and running and the fucking Phillies game is blacked out in my area

hey, other admins, is there a way for me to just turn my whole instance into automatically? Like they can't follow my users even if they want to?

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I'm also blocking for the exact same reason. Leave me the hell alone!

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Just got *another* follow bot are you kidding, leave me the hell alone

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From the Admin "I'm definitely going to be looking into ignoring users in time, though" lmao okay "in time" fuck off

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what do you call the opposite of a pitchers duel
neither of these guys could find the strike zone with a dowsing rod

Instance block recommendation sending out follow bot nonsense

Posting this on opening day, even as an April Fools, feels like a sin

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Welcome to! Allpro is a place to discuss sports, sports related things, etc. General stuff is fine (if you're watching the game with friends, you don't *only* talk about the game after all), but try to keep on topic.