The best trash talk of all time is when Mike Tyson said "I'll fuck you till you love me"


"I'll eat your children" was another one

Imagine hearing either of those things from Mike Tyson a man who could literally kill me with a single punch

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@thomas I will pray every day that he never says these things to me.

@francie he’s terrifying in a lot of ways but also Mike Tyson Mysteries is very funny

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