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Just found out about a sports radio call where a dude said that it's American to be pro-Astros because, basically, sign stealing is how America won WWII and I am no longer held together by either the strong OR weak nuclear force

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BREAKING: The :lnp: staff computer is back in the building and working. Updates resume this weekend!

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Who is the best at cricket, is what I want to know. What team should be my team?

@neoncoughh if you want to know what a 6’8” receiver did in the NFL, he’s still the Eagles all time leader in receptions and retired having the 7th most TDs in NFL history

Harold Carmichael, iconic Eagle and the tallest receiver ever to play the game is headed to Canton!

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5 years ago: LA no professional teams
Today: Rams, Bolts and XFL Wildcats.

Why not XFL in San Diego‽

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we're going to a football match tonight and the group chat is buzzing with anxiety over 'what if i wear an orange scarf? does that mean anything? will i get beaten up?'

Usain Bolt frequently runs 100 meters in under 10 seconds, reaching a top speed of 27 mph

LeBron James is 6’8” weighs 250 pounds and has a 40 inch vertical leap.

A pro QB can, in seconds, while being chased by giants, judge a route, determine the defense, and throw a ball 60 yards downfield where the receiver *will be* in a few seconds and drop straight into a running receiver’s hands.

Hitting a fastball effectively requires you to know where the ball is going, judge the speed and where to swing the bat and how to swing it in literally milliseconds. It’s faster than most people’s brains can process that information.

Sports is great because it’s basically people occasionally doing impossible things.

Foolish to ask me about sports because I will not stop talking about them

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Welcome to Allpro.social! Allpro is a place to discuss sports, sports related things, etc. General stuff is fine (if you're watching the game with friends, you don't *only* talk about the game after all), but try to keep on topic.