You wonder if Manfred waited to find out who was taking the mound for the before he decided to open the roof.
Urquidy has a 60% FB rate, Fried has like a 25% one, it’s currently dry out, and they’ve played the entire postseason with a closed roof. This is about as close as a commissioner can get to putting a fix in.
Other than Texas, the two states cheering for the Astros are Louisiana and Delaware, so here’s hoping Atlanta falters in @Louisa’s withering glare.
The only two fans I know are:
1) my best friend from childhood, who now works for Pim fucking Tool, the absolute most incurious man on the Internet, so we don't really speak anymore;
2) a kid who got kicked out of my workplace for being too big of an asshole for a private school, if you can believe it
So, you know, at least I'm not going to get into a whole lot of arguments this week.
A big part of my love for this era of the —especially the Osuna-less editions—is that they’ve got two of the best 🇵🇷 players of their generation leading them.
I hope Crane ponies up enough to get Correa to stay, because I can’t tell you how much it meant to see a generational talent who’s one of my people and who grew up where my brother preaches get drafted and turned into a weapon and a half by the team I had adopted.
Imagine going up against 2018 MVP Mookie Betts, tunneling him three fastballs in exactly the “please sir hit a dinger” zone, and getting him OUT. Ridiculous.
Goddamn, Tyler Matzek with the big dick pitching. Take a bow, Bullpen Guy.
Every time the Yankees miss the playoffs, an angel gets its wings.
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