What a mensch. Said it last night and I'll say it tonight: If 2021 Joe Smith turns back into 2019 Joe Smith, even if it's with the :mariners: as a divisional opponent, no one will be happier than me.

Well, except for Joe Smith, probably.
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:ny_yanks: gave up six guys for Joey Gallo

this trade merits the uncommon but quite emotive lmfao

Also, my @lnpgaceta answer:

The day my beloved :reyes: got no-hit by José Rivera of the :capitanes:—and you might wonder why I would commemorate that.

Well, the thing is . . . they won.

almanac.lnpgaceta.org/1883/box

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US Gymnastics is a terrible organization. You don't have to dig far to see the rot. Most of the US Olympic sport organizations are bad (side eye US Sailing greedy little bastards). Not that the conservatives care or even think anything is wrong with it. Fuck them

For the record, my answer:

July 25, 1956, the 58th anniversary of the US invading Puerto Rico.

:cubs: at :pirates:

Roberto Clemente does something no one has done before, and no one has done since: end the game with a walk-off grand slam, every run of which the Pirates needed, *inside the park.*

baseball-reference.com/boxes/P

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This was going around some chats I’m in and I figured I’d try it on y’all.

You get to go back in time, at any point, and watch one baseball game. Where are you going? Who’s playing?

This was going around some chats I’m in and I figured I’d try it on y’all.

You get to go back in time, at any point, and watch one baseball game. Where are you going? Who’s playing?

lmao Astros just traded for the pitcher who got the win against them literally last night

Flying all over the damn country today.

I saw a guy wearing a :phx_suns: jersey with Garfield on it and I could talk about it for, conservatively, half an hour.

Apparently they lost to Argentina after that, which, wow. Imagine getting owned by those two countries in a sport you’re supposed to outright dominate.

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the thing about the last time the Americans lost in Olympic basketball is that it was to Puerto Rico

When I was a kid I created a fictional football league and named my team the Greeks because I said they whipped the Trojans and fuck USC (I didn't make a Stanford enemy because Stanford is a fake school already)

pro-cop people are going to be the maddest about this name change because they love nothing more than having rage hemorrhoids

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official that the Cleveland Baseball Team is becoming the Guardians, if you’re wondering when the next nail in the coffin of this nation being terminally boring would bite the wood properly

lmao called this would be Joe Smith time midway through last inning

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