Jon, euro step hater @bigj@allpro.social
he/him
Larry Bird post-game interview level analysis
cheering for winning teams is for suckers
(*the Chiefs have been bad a lot longer than they have been good)
main: @jaytom
Joined Oct 2020
five missed PATs. harrison butker has the yips
important note: daniel sorensen's nickname is "dirty dan" and 100% looks like a creep. he might be a perfectly nice guy, but he's got a sketchy face
sorenson read that pass like a children's book
I hate nfl shop commercials because they highlight how hard it is to make our mustard and ketchup ass color scheme look cool
Jon, euro step hater
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Jon, euro step hater
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jimmy butler tearing off the rearview window from his car cuz he doesnt look back isnt talked about enough for how fucking hilarious it is
that was the longest first half in the history of professional football
this 
v 
has been real clown shoes so far
Edwards-Helaire was such a great pickup. that man is having one hell of a rookie season.
why you wouldn't measure that is also beyond me. I would be pissed too
I'm not sure I've ever seen Reid that pissed over officiating
why is Joe Buck blonde???
me: defense wins games
: turn two interceptions into TDs
me: not like that
so, uhh... back to back turnovers is not great
"Aaron Rodgers looks old and tired for 36" - my son's incisive commentary
damn, Lovett, go off
time for another stop on the Tom Brady Eat Shit 2020 tour. go 
he/him
Larry Bird post-game interview level analysis
cheering for winning teams is for suckers
(*the Chiefs have been bad a lot longer than they have been good)
main: @jaytom
Joined Oct 2020
