dirt @TheComputer@allpro.social

@thomas @Pixley karen do you want me to untag you

this is why Goodell got that huge raise lol

as such, pats fans were able to stomach penalties while also maintaining innocence, and pats haters were able to point to suspension while ignoring holes. nobody had to change their opinion based on the facts that were presented

if you take the Wells Report as fact, then contained within its pages is 100% concrete proof that the patriots willingly cheated as well as 100% concrete proof that they didn't

i actually think it was genius of the league to run that scandal in such a way that made every single person who cared simultaneously angry about it but also vindicated and happy with it

deflategate was the perfect sports scandal for the 2010s because it could only exist in a post-truth world

jk i'm pumped to eliminate the Maple Leafs in a do-or-die game 7 at the TD Garden in April

Oi! Tampa Bay Lightning! Piss off, then

this is all to say that 2-6 in the east is such a log jam. it vould shake out in any order and i wouldn't be surprised

the 2 seed in the Eastern Conference is going to be huge this year. the difference between playing Indiana and Brooklyn is massive, plus having home court in the next round

broons won

Jayson Tatum is the fucking answer

rockies suck go phils

pro sports without capitalism would be sick

Clay Buchholz World Champion

or Cam Newton, my favorite performance artist of the 21st century