Jason Benetti: "so that's P4 in your scorebook. In fact, it doesn't have to be what I tell you to put in your scorebook. You can draw a lizard and have that be a popout to second base. You can do it however you want to do it."
This is what I'm going to tell the next person who asks me how to keep score
I have watched Garrett Stubbs spike his bat after hitting a walkoff approximately one hundred times, and I can report: would https://mobile.twitter.com/Phillies/status/1537170873433698306?t=kyGbSET8qKRng_4RtiOJMw&s=19
I really resent fantasy sports for making people think they should care about player salaries and salary dumps and luxury tax and all that shit, I do not care! It's not my money! Why should I care! Win a game! Win lots of games!
I love you. We all love you. Now throw a fucking strike (she/her)