This is one thousand percent correct and also it references "Dennehy" by Serengeti, which rules https://defector.com/local-sports-broadcasters-should-have-regional-accents/
What a weird sport that makes me cry more than any other sport
If the shortstop is the best defender on the team, why would you not simply build the entire team out of shortstops, that's baseball 101
And then eight years after that, he played in a handful of games for an independent league Japanese team as a player-manager because, well, you know, why not
22 years into his career he became the oldest player in the league, and then he KEPT PLAYING FOR THREE MORE YEARS
Franco was talking in the weight room in August 2003 with Jason Marquis, when he leaned on a stand and an 80-pound weight rolled over his finger, breaking it. "When the weight started to roll", Franco said, "I said, 'Uh-oh.'"
I love you. We all love you. Now throw a fucking strike (she/her)
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